Mr. Dilly Dally

Mr. Dilly Dally Got the shit beat out him In a local back alley Nose bloodied and bruised Nose bloodied and bruised Crack a smile at the news Smile at the news Ohhhhhhhhhh We don't feel bad buddy Conversations with you is like a snooze party All the girls hate you All the girls hate you All the girls they hate you WAH WAH Cry me a river buddy You tie your own noose But you can't even tie your own shoes OHHHHHHH That's embarrassing buddy You can play your own blues But nobody wants to be with you You better go out in disguise Next time she see's you Its on sight She's got a nasty left and right she's got a nasty left and right HUH HUH HUH Left right left right do it right Left right left right kick that dick between the thighs Left right left right left right do it right Left right left right kick that dick between the thighs All the girls hate you All the girls hate you All the girls they hate you All the girls hate you All the girls hate you All the girls they hate you AHHHHHHHHHH Every time you talk all I hear is WAH WAH Cry me a river buddy You tie your own noose But you can't even tie your own shoes OHHHHHHH That's embarrassing buddy You can play your own blues But nobody wants to be with you No and like I Really don't mean to offend you But your pussy ass fucking attitude Is embarrassing I'm embarrassed to be in public with you And its really just a bad look Are you fucking serious every time you talk All I hear is Blah Blah Blah Fucking Blah