A Coffee Forty

A dawn break brew makes me complete Raw cake before now I can compete One mug is fine but five is finer Don't look worried I'm not a first timer Praise this major export commodity Imbibe to turn my body to a prodigy I'm an oddity but avoid being solemn Mass java intake never rock bottom A full forty fluid ounces Will be gulped while this track bounces I'm like Fry with three hundred big boys Making coffee with all my favorite toys Garbage bag mess from the French press Bust out a chemex to impress our guests Who like coffee imported and artisan With light and dark roasts i'm bipartisan Liquid black gold in veins Caffeinates all the same Drip in the cup sip then suck Stick my head out a runaway truck F*ck this refreshing cool morning breeze Rather be home giving grinds a squeeze Inhaling decadent aromas Breaking mid-brunch comas Save the sugar save the milk A cup of joe necessitates no help If I decide I need the calories though Then I can down countless cappuccinos Jittery flow from my 7th mug of perk To be honest, without it, I'm kinda a jerk Such a routine no longer feel the buzz On reflection I drink it just because