A Little of This

You didn't hear it from me Or maybe you did A little of this and a little of that Cakey acrylic and a simple pebble Look at an everything bagel, I don't have to settle Truth be told I came around on the Tofutti Doesn't hurt me or my best vegan buddy But Bubba's is closed till the 18th How will I lodge poppy seeds between my teeth? Order a number 5 plus Monterey Jack To become the bread bandit with a day old stack And dodge the new puddle born driveway crack To proactively restore your hybrid bumper Automotive boogie board akin to hydro thunder Or whatever plastic molded seat shook you I'm held in place by a two part epoxy glue And a need to justify how I spend my down time And if they ask, which they might I do a little of this and a little of that And if they ask, which they might I do a little of this and a little of that