Ad Inundation

December Second Nineteen Ninety Three Lather rinse repeat your fine with me Blindingly Pale skin SPF application is thin LOL surprise leaves too much in the bin What is advertised in the States Would be funny if it weren't so tragic Impulse response magic Denim jacket I back it, like Elizabeth Warren Meaning not really at all The nacho fries call, blockbuster gross I can eat salt and sand on my own like most Toasting the Eggo for a sad sandwich ghost Topped with vegan butter and microwaved morning star Far be it for me to question which app to buy a car Enter the scene gruff dude named Lars Who is telling me to buy a prefabricated home What happened to Dunkin cravings from moments ago Its been transplanted by a yearning for a McDish And if you read the fine print the fish isn't fish Gish jogging into a gallop, but now I'm feeling dumb So I bought the five volumes on synth forum decorum Gatekeepers mocking me for modulating the carrier Using my penny board to break the sound barrier Scarier is the choice between Advil and Aleve And which slogan will eventually reign the most supreme If you watch the flat screen ad breaks can be excruciating Might think investing will make you a revolutionary Recall the jump ahead button on the DVR Technology can regress and it's totally bizarre Now, from afar, watch me turn into clickbait Before Five second pass and you skip ad escape Debate that one line that gets stuck in my head If I could become the servant of all No lower place to fall