Digital Method

Numerous holes developing in tooth enamel Brain liquifies watching the home improvement channel Don't sport the red flannel baby kicks atop river pebbles I'll ask Jeeves the cheat codes for the next level Meanwhile my guitar rots in the corner Of the living room play time is noticeably shorter Former songs are deleted to make mental space For tunes with essentially the same themes to take their place That the digital way that's the digital method I keep it simple like a slurpee from seven eleven Gnaw on a ballpoint till my tongue gets inked I'll Zoidberg out of here while my reputation sinks And if anyone would actually ask what I really think About any given subject I would probably freeze Bide my time with a long and extra fake sneeze Then break down from my stupid panic disease