Egg Beer

Never known to eat like ordinary folk When I drink beer it's with done with a egg yolk Calories needed, both cheap and I'm broke Left uncooked so I don't go and choke Vitellus victory good made better Cholesterol misery new open letter To my arteries excuse and pardon me please While I drink this and make you harden and seize Plain Jane PBR crack an egg in it All grain up to par crack an egg in it Imperial red ale crack an egg in it Session by full sail crack an egg in it Vegan's hate listen to this liquid nutrition Bottom of the glass is the single cell's position Speaking of which, it's best left unmixed So the slippery sensation can have you transfixed Tradition is the reason we drink it raw Why improve that which has no flaw Don't even yell as my stomach swells Hell I'll even take it with the fucking shell Dry hopped IPA crack an egg in it Fermented Sorbet crack an egg in it Chocolate nib stout crack an egg in it Kolsch powered down crack an egg in it