Glam (over) Gopher

Glamour gopher on the silver screen Most shiny rodent you've ever seem Yeah I might have specks of dirt on my button up shirt But I've also got fire in my heart As a start and stardust on my left cheek Sorry I'm already booked up through the week Digging up these luxury leeks and costly carrots Plus I don't associate with ferrets I gotta keep it glam and in the fam That's the gopher get good grub glitter plan Eight thousand percent not a scam Don't look at me like I'm a freaking pocket mouse I might invite you to my underground house It's a castle mansion fortress bungalow thing To the garden what havoc I bring How this one is disrupting the farm industry How many ways one gopher says look at me It might be sad if I wasn't having so much fun I think I figured out a glamorous secret It's all about that negative space Dancing extra adjacent to the caddy shack I wiggle so fine without hurting my back Glamour gopher on the silver screen Most shiny rodent you've ever seem