Ode to "One Pound Plus Bar"

Scour the pantry it must be there My heart simply can't take another cacao scare Laid bare tablespoons upon tablespoons of carbs Contained within a massive Belgian chocolate bar Five hundred grams ingested without thought With the one pound plus bar that Cassady bought Romantically inclined when she chose to procure Such tumultuous tummy trouble I knowingly incur Dopamine release the chocolate tastes good! This tastes how all food inherently should We reached the apex this is finally fucking it Touring cloud nine in a fantastical chocolate blimp A cocoa fountain springs in the desert of my mind And chocolate artisan's medium is sublime Only know pleasure during active consumption Skipping on the almonds is a correct assumption