Of My Property Brothers and the Bear

I'm Julian and this is Cassady We're first time home buyers looking for a private island in Nevada I sharpen crayons for a living, Cassady works for the internet Our must have list is Three story ranch style cabin No less than two swimming pools Hardwood carpets that are low maintenance Easy access the the New York subway system A four walled modular synth room Hammock style master with memory foam Guest room for Connor Open concept bathroom Helicopter pad for work Plenty of space for legos and nanoblocks David Bromstad doing his thing Inverted zero G Tennis courts Snow machine for summer skiing An alchemy tower with fresh ingredients So Suddenly it seems to me I ain't no designer I ought to be The paint along the bedroom wall lead in my composition flaws and all Carcinogenic compounds briskly ignored When the contractors change the color scheme once more We're over budget and behind, glaring at each other Wishing I had a hand from the property brothers But I only have Chip consuming the concrete While the curb appeal factor is relative to the street Nicole Curtis might be addicted Like me to the Triscuit When prompted I will litigate and list it