Pocket Mouse Pals

Pocket mouse for your pocket, in the pocket, pocket friend Pal for your cargo flap where the French seam ends Designer mouse for current fashion trends Pick up the pocket mouse pal pet for double the mice Holiday sale is twice as nice, triple layover credit Also shipping to the lower forty eight, so go and get it A pocket pal parcel posted directly to you, how rad is that? A harsh truth: Only you can end this pocket mouse's loneliness So donate today, and by donate I mean purchase Safeguard your trousers from emotional lurches I do have to warn you though If you give a mouse a cookie he won't ever give it back If you give a mouse a cookie he won't ever give it back Pocket mouse for your pocket, in the pocket, pocket friend Pal for your cargo flap where the French seam ends Give a mouse a cookie he won't ever give it back