Trainer's Chant

Faux pas excuser poke battle loser Expressions not said hack red roserade pruner Rich kid looter not quite a straight shooter In fact I'm not sure I've said anything at all Cause I'm like Link bonafide silent protagonist Which you might not think while I'm rapping this Variable personality is magnetic Polarity is wrong and I can't correct it Subside then feel like this grinding in my chest Is the gears finally shattering due to stress Torchic's blood is on my hands Repels are getting harder to finance Another step another tick on the poison prock Geodude's down becoming just another rock Send out last friend failing to concede Blacked out and broke because of my greed Sometimes life asks you mach or acro What we start with often becomes de facto Higher tiers of pokeballs have better containment Easier capture makes for better entertainment A terrifying prospect for those still wild Submit your will and freedom to this child And cram yourself into this small red ball Vaporize in a flash of light to fit at all