2005 (Parody of "1985" by Bowling For Soup)

She's seen all the classics She knows every line Juno and Superbad Mean Girls and She's The Man Rocked out to My Chem Not a Five Finger Death Punch fan Nobody understands Still wearing beat up vans Where's the Manic Panic Hot pink hair dye? And where is Tom in Blink Please tell me who is that guy? When did Instagram become reality? What ever happened to Myspace Moshpits On my iPod playing Panic, Fall Out Boy Before Lady Gaga There was The Used, Good Charlotte Buying CDs every week Her two kids in grade school They text her that she's un-cool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With two, with two With 2005 With year 2005 She used to be so alt Now live's so difficult Scrolling on her phone Worrying 'bout her home loan Now cooking every day Where's her naivety Live used to be so fun Then it all came undone She was going to Los Angeles She was so mature She was gonna be side stage Watching bands on Van's Warped Tour Used to be carefree In her white Paramore tee Looking back at her life And she can't help but Think that she misses Panic, Fall Out Boy Before Lady Gaga There was The Used, Good Charlotte Buying CDs every week Her two kids in grade school They text her that she's un-cool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With two, with two With 2005 With 2005 Mid 2000's extravaganza And why are all my songs in playlists labeled as 'nostalgia'? And when did Sonny become a DJ? I'm stuck in a rut, rut Rut Let's bring back Panic, Fall Out Boy Before Lady Gaga There was The Used, Good Charlotte Buying CDs every week Her two kids in grade school They text her that she's un-cool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 2005 Panic, Fall Out Boy Before Lady Gaga There was The Used, Good Charlotte Buying CDs every week Her two kids in grade school They text her that she's un-cool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With two, with two With 2005 With year 2005