Easy as Eight

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Lights on, make bed, get dressed, toast bread All at once is the octopus way Drink juice, sweep floor, brush teeth, out the door Hit the road, get a jump on the day 'Cause I love my town I've got a wiggly way of getting around And if you ask me how I'll tell you now It's easy Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight) Throw dough, grate cheese, stack plates Check Please! Come again, now it's off to the fair Sell treats, start rides, run games, give a prize Look at me, helping everywhere 'Cause I love my town I've got a wiggly way of getting around And if you ask me how I'll tell you now It's easy Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy for me, no surprise From my octopus point of view These tentacles make it fun to get things done But there's still one thing to do: Dance. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Yeah, yeah yeah! Easy as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!