Doctor Patel

In Orange County, where the sun shines bright, Lives a man named Krishan, always ready to fight. Studying law school, acting so grand, Thinks he's Dr. Patel with the world in his hand. Oh, Dr. Patel, diagnosing online, Using schizophrenic as a slur all the time. He's no real doctor, just plays one on screen, Thinks he's an expert from the movies he's seen. He'll call you names, he'll play the part, Dehumanizing with all his heart. Respecting pronouns, it's just a game, Only if he likes you, he'll use your name. Oh, Dr. Patel, diagnosing online, Using schizophrenic as a slur all the time. He's no real doctor, just plays one on screen, Thinks he's an expert from the movies he's seen. M. Night Shyamalan taught him all he knows, About DID, and the stories he shows. Autism as a shield, he'll never yield, Thinks he's got the right to diagnose and field. He's too stubborn to admit he's wrong, Learned just enough to string along- Social justice to impress white girls, But he's out of touch with the real world. Oh, Dr. Patel, diagnosing online, Using schizophrenic as a slur all the time. He's no real doctor, just plays one on screen, Thinks he's an expert from the movies he's seen. Respecting pronouns, it's conditional, In his world, everything's provisional. But watch him twist as the winds blow, Dr. Patel follows where the trends go. Oh, Dr. Patel, diagnosing online, Using schizophrenic as a slur all the time. He's no real doctor, just plays one on screen, Thinks he's an expert from the movies he's seen. Oh, Dr. Patel, diagnosing online, Using schizophrenic as a slur all the time. He's no real doctor, just plays one on screen, Thinks he's an expert from the movies he's seen.