I THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I USE MY DYSON

This song is called, “I think of you every time I use my Dyson” Because you fucking suck And you made me get this Dyson Said my love was too much for you But maybe we’re just not enough Don’t put me down because you can’t keep up You don’t believe me but I’m still in love You suck You fucking suck I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with People think that I don’t feel but I’m just saying something real You like the pasta at Bossa Nova You said to shower when I come over You’re so focused on the sex But honestly I like kissing you the best And I still think about you every time I use my Dyson Because it fucking sucks That you left me with this Dyson I’m still in love with you But you won’t talk to me I feel fucked up You said to do something So I made this song Even though I can’t sing I suck It fucking sucks I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with People think that I don’t feel but I’m just saying something real You like the pasta at Bossa Nova You said to shower when I come over You’re so focused on the sex But honestly I like kissing you the best And at this point I’m not even talking about the Dyson anymore