I'm Just Like Other Girls

i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i like pumpkin spice and flowers i love taking long hot showers i post pics on instagram and violently kidnapped a man i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i love baths and blowing bubbles i love reading romance novels that man i caught i’ve saved for later chained him to the radiator i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i go shopping every day i say things like lit and slay my hostage bleeds out on the floor should not have told me “smile more” i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls i’m just like other girls