City Bitch

Cupid's a monster a hideous beast With greasy little fingers and yellow teeth Covered in fur lurid and leering And when you're alone he seems so endearing His diet is awful he burps and he farts And here's why you don't want to get pierced by his darts: They're totally toxic, they make you feel sick You thought it was romance, it was only a prick Now they're feeding the worms in your soul And your eyes are bleeding and you're out of control Poking a snout from a hole in the wall Whenever your friends don't answer your calls The house in the country is not for you You're a city bitch, a city bitch The house in the country is not for you You're a city bitch, a city bitch You're never alone when you're in the city Don't the lights in the hallway make you look pretty? Now you feel it the worms in your soul And your eyes are bleeding and you rock and roll You're never alone when you're in the city Don't turn the lights on Don't turn the lights on A life in the country is not for you You're a city bitch, a city bitch A life in the country is not for you You're a city bitch, a city bitch