Bag O' Lime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Driving home late last night You were taken by surprise You never saw what you ran over Shit, It's the pet you bought your daughter Now, don't you even bother With the black bags in the gutter Bag o' lime and a shovel Fifteen quid from B&Q Nobody asks any questions Nobody will have a clue Bag o' lime and a shovel And all your problems are through Nobody asks any questions Nobody will think it's you Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Sneaking in the living room With those filthy, muddy shoes The next thing that is heard You knocked over her Nana's urn If your wife finds out You'll be buried in the ground Bag o' lime and a shovel Fifteen quid from B&Q Nobody asks any questions Nobody will have a clue Bag o' lime and a shovel And all your problems are through Nobody asks any questions Nobody will think it's you Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime I know that you don't wanna die Got yourself in a heap Now she knows what you've done and she will do ya And she will do ya cheap Your wife won't even bother With your body in the gutter Bag o' lime and a shovel Fifteen quid from B&Q Nobody asks any questions Nobody will have a clue Bag o' lime and a shovel And all her problems are through Nobody asks any questions Nobody will know it's you Bye