The Ballad Of The Opening Opening Band (feat. Meghan Kreidler)

Someone goes on last Someone goes on first Lowest on the bill Doesn't mean you're the worst Setting up our amps At the front of the stage Wait until the end of the night Just in case we get paid Tonight we're opening, for the opening band Tonight we're opening, for the opening band We got better songs, but we don't have an agent If we were better looking, we'd already have made it It's who you are, and who you know How's your Facebook skills, can you get her to the show? Don't blow it now, Chris in the front row Don't blow it now, Chris in the front row Don't blow it now Don't blow it now Don't blow it now Tonight we're opening, for the opening band Tonight we're opening, for the opening band The bass player's not melodic The drummer's too robotic Guitarist can't wail Singer needs to do more scales Sound man quit before sound check Feedback Feedback, the first song's wrecked My best friend showed up late Missed the set, but he said we were great Tonight we're opening, for the opening band Tonight we're opening, for the opening band Can you give us hand? Cause we've got big plans Maybe one day our name will be on top of the marquee But tonight we're together Even if we're not the band you came to see