Getting to the Club

All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance Getting into the club being lonely I'm dressed up in my shoes for the boogie-boogie I'm gonna catch up a lady to get in my bed Give her some butter to put on her bread Oh yeah Because I'm a man I'm strong And believe it or not I could easily turn you on Taking you on the trip of your life baby I'm gonna show you some world You can imagine maybe See I've been lurking around And I know what you do And everything that I am Baby tonight that's for you So common give me your hand You know you doing right Because all i want Is keep you warm and tight All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance Gosh I'm dry as hell I wake up in a place with the weirdest smell I'm willing to go I don't want to know Pick up my pants My gosh what's all these ants Coming to hygiene I'm not the best But this dear sister Honestly is a mess It's pretty bad And it makes me worry My migraine is on And my vision is blurry Now get your stand Take it easy man You don't want to wake her up And see her face again I turn around although Look into her face She's rather cute And pretty nice to embrace Actually I really hope i did you well Because thinking of it now You looked good as hell Both feet on the floor I grab the door Open it Who's this face I've seen it before All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance In front of my dear french teacher Of all the ladies How come i had to do her He ask me surprised What the f*ck you doing here And in my belly i start to feel cold fear As i walk to the door in three steps back I see him get loaded For a heavy attack I grab my gun Shoot him and run I didn't know cold murder could be so fun The morality of this fucked up story Is that before you get it on with a pretty lady Make sure you have your shoes for the boogie-boogie And that you back up yourself with heavy artillery All the ladies in the club grab my hand All the ladies in the club take your stance All the ladies in the club who want to dance Take a chance on my romance I want to set you in trance