Catfish's Buddy

Me N catfish found a clunker of a car and fixed it up just fine And when she was ready we took her out for a ride Then he starts drivin' real crazy and drove it up a tree The next thing I know there's ole catfish running away from me When the fireman came and said, let me help you down son I said thank you sir that's more than catfish would have done We went out for drinks and catfish is talkin' to some ladies at the bar When their boyfriends came over and said who do you think you are Catfish said me n my buddy we'll take you both on Well don't you know once the punches started flyin' ole catfish was gone If you came up to me after the beatin' was done And help me to my feet and handed me my hat That's more than catfish would have done Catfish started running around with the new girl in town But he didn't want his wife to know he was steppin' out So he told this new girl that his name was mine When word got around to my old lady who was showing her such a good time She starts throwin' my stuff out the window yellin' get out of here you bum And if you gave me a garbage bag to shove my clothes in That's more than catfish would have done