Emphatically No

Well I ain't sweet sweet oochie coochie moodyBrown-skinned cutie with a big bootieAnd two big tootie-toots up front, check itYour butt-naked premonitions have been dissedMr. Me-Being-A-Ho has just drifted into the abyssSo we won't twist up like pretzelsAnd set your sights on a bona-fide ho requisitesIf any of these sentences have you confusedI'll make it simple just for you, check itCHORUSNo, you can't get my numberNo, I'm not going home with you after the jamCheck it out - emphatically no[Next verse, time to make your head burst]Baby, I just met youHow could you expect me to respect youAnd lay next to you in the bedroom?And let you boom-boom pow-pow with my face downJust because you think I'm cute?I got suped boots and all of your pursuitsHave led to the bed so we can go dillaSo we can go loup-de-layI'm not your baby, I don't wanh-wanhYou pitiful excuse for a house-trained petYou're just stress and aggravationJust because you said come overDon't mean I wanna smell your stinkin' breathSo...CHORUSListen, mister, you may possess to be inYes, we could be friends or perhaps we could go out on a dateThen again...noCuz you get no wins for Salt-N-PepaWe're more than just a pair of flavored skin (??)??? grand finaleWe're on our way to Cali first-classSo miss, I truely wish you would dashAnd stop rubbin' up on my buttcheeksSee...CHORUSHell no, now bust itYes, I'd like a drink, but I don't thinkThat you can get me drunk enough to lay with your skunkOn your patch armpits, make me wanna hot spitHot spa-doohy, groovy guy you're notGlances at my chestFreshie, you're lusting for my fleshSlow like a mole that can't find his holeFloat cousin, the hornets keep buzzin' as I say...CHORUS