I'll Take Your Man

Salt and Pepa's back, and we came to out rap youSo get out my face before I smack youHo, don't you know? Can't you understand?If you mess with me I'll take you manWell I'll take your man right out the boxAnd put him under my padlocksSo when you see us together chillin' in the placeCold walkin' and sportin' him in your faceGo ahead roll your eyes, suck your teethKeep huffin' and puffin' like a dog in heatYou can call me a crook, a robber, a thiefBut I'll be your butcher if you got beefYou know what's up - I ain't no poo-puttCuz Pepa kick butts off dumb, young bucks like youAnd the rest of your crewIf moms want static I'll dis her, tooSo scram you know who I amDamn, chick, don't play me, punk cuz I'll take your manI'll take your man whenever I feel like itThis ain't a threat or a bet, it's a damn promiseFrom me to you, your sex life's throughIf you get another lover, I'll take him, tooAll I have to do is say a rhyme or twoAnd he'll hop and leave you like a kangarooI'll make him heel for me even steal for meHis mother and father he'd kill for meThat's what you get for trying to play smartNow take a hike with that slayed-up heartGirl, you don't know if you're comin' or goinLook at your face - your jealousy's growin' and showinDon't get mad - you don't have the rightI throw below solo but ladylike on the micPsyche is where I win my battlesI'll handle you like a baby with a rattleDon't make me prove to you that I canEither give him up or get slammed - I'll take your manI'll take your man, that's right but just for spiteBecause you tried to dis me when I was on the micBut I really don't want him, the guy ain't fly, shootHe can't afford to buy a Fila suitRuns the same old gear, never has fresh wearWhat he whispered in my ear I can't repeat hereI don't wanna seem to be so damn meanBut you're the hippiest critter I ever seenBefore I got on the stage you wished me good luckTurned around and told your friends I suckWell look at you now - you ain't got nobodySearching for love in a fifth of BicardiYou look bad, girl, you look like you're dyingAin't no use in crying - I'll take your manYo, Cher, school this fool!I'll take your man, your fiancee, your husbandYou ain't Alice, this ain't WonderlandAnd when I say I will you know I canDon't mess with me cuz I'll take your manI'll take your man anytime, at the drop of a dimeCuz he's rappin' and strappin' so hard on mineEverywhere I turn, everywhere I lookThe brother's eyein' me down, he's staring down my throatBut he's a ducker sucker, soft-hearted punkGoin' skiing for skeezers, stunts for bluntSo that's why y'all have so many things in commonHim for just robbin', you for lap slobbinI never ever went out my way to get playedKeeping guys like yours held down at bayYou know I can, I got the upper-handTramp, you don't stand a chance cuz I'll take your manMost girls have guys that's good to goBut yours is slow - he's a freakin' a-holeThe fact still stands, there's no change in plans"Yo, Pepa, your wish is my command!"Now you know, you know I'll take your...manCheck him out, you see what I mean?He's leading the pack as the fellas scream"Go, Sandy! Get busy! Go, Sandy! Get busy!"It's so easy to make 'em fall for me, HeatherNo man can resist Salt and PepaBecause we're perfect from head to toeIt's not speculation - your man says soRevenge is sweet but payback's a tripGirlfriend, you won't know which is whichBut I'll tell you this: Don't try to answer this jamBecause if you do then I'll take your...And I'll take your...And we'll take your man