Dick In The Dirt

I know this guy named RichardHe's my red-necked friendHe does everything the hard wayYou see, Rich don't like to bend.He went out for a haircutGet himself a little trimGot hooked up with a beauticianAnd she set out to do him inShe knocked Dick in the dirtHe said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.She knocked Dick in the dirtHe jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt.Now Rich knows girls in EnglandHe's a well traveled manHe's been around the world, you see.He's met some hard demands.But, Jane, she knocked him right downWell, he'll just get right back up, whew!Together they have this bond, you see.She likes to tie him up.She knocked Dick in the dirtHe said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.She knocked Dick in the dirtYea, but, then she kissed him where it hurt, ow!Now, Rich, he got all junked up.Something rubbed him wrong.But, Jane, she straightens him out.Yeah, it never takes that long.'Cause Rich, he has no conscienceHe's of a friendly persuasionAnd any chance he has to meet someone new.He'll always rise to the occasion.She knocked Dick in the dirtHe said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.She knocked Dick in the dirtHe jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow!She knocked Dick in the dirtHe said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.She knocked Dick in the dirtHe jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt.Uh! Ow!