If You're Gonna Walk, I'm Gonna Crawl

I'm a Monday night football, Friday night pool hall guyI ain't never been one to let a good time pass me byYou're standin' there statin' you're tired of waitinMy celebratin's gratin' on youIf you feel that way if it'll make you stayWell here's what I'm gonna doIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawlYou'll see how low a man can goWhen his back's against the wallI'll be grovelin' in the gravelIf you make that taxi callIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawlYou're a one man pure gold genuine good ol' girlYou've been waitin' on me to get tired of my neon worldNow the turn you've taken has got me shakinIt's a heart breakin' wake up callNow I'm seein' how you see meAnd I feel about shoe top tallIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawlYou'll see how low a man can goWhen his back's against the wallI'll be grovelin' in the gravelIf you make that taxi callIf you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl