Human Jukebox

Walter the war hero he's there from opening till time, time, timeThere's Mary the housewife who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wineThey get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday nightHe's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Beegees on a thursday as high as a kiteAnd they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' rollAnd they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soulSkyvers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, showand they all sing along to the songs till it's time please to go, go, goThey get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday nightHe's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Elton on a thursday if you lend him your tightsAnd they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' rollAnd they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soulThey're karaoke kings for the evening, it's their only real shining time, and if you ever stop believin', and the real world gets you downGo see the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' rollYeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soulYeah they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' rollYeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul