Fairytale

Cinderella's on her bedroom floorShe's got aCrush on the guy at the liquor storeCause Mr. Charming don't come home anymoreAnd she forgets why she came hereSleeping Beauty's in a foul moodFor shame she saysNone for you dear prince, i'm tired todayI'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreamingCause i don't care for you fairytalesYou're so worried bout the maiden though you knowShe's only waiting on the next best thingSnow White is doing dishes again causeWhat else can you doWith seven itty-bitty men?Sends them to bed and calls up a friendSays will you meet me at midnight?The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair saysWould have cut it myself if i knew men could climb hairI'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windowsCause i don't care for you fairytalesYou're so worried bout the maiden though you knowShe's only waiting on the next best thingOnce upon a time in a faraway kingdomMan made up a story said that i should believe himGo and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsightBut i don't want the next best thingSo i sing and hold my head down and i break these walls round meCan't take no more of your fairytale loveCause i don't care for you fairytalesYou're so worried bout the maiden though you knowShe's only waiting on the next best thingI don't careI don't careWorry bout the maiden though you knowShe's only waiting spent the whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumbAppreciationBut the story needs some mending and a better happy endingCause i don't want the next best thingNo no i don't want the next best thing