Angel

I bought my angel on the Fourth of JulyI didn't plan it, it just happend that way.I guess faith stepped in in the end,'Cause I needed him then.When I bought him they said, Are you sure?No refunds, returns or exchanges becauseonce he's yours, he's yours for good.Now, you behave like an angel should.'Cause I saw it on TV,they were selling pieces of heavenand I thought, Hey, what about me?When am I considered... oohI chained my angel to the eavestroughIt was November and I think I pissed him offHe's mad but I don't careYou're my Angel, so there.I figure it's only about sixty more yearsSo come on Angel, stop all the tearsCome sing me a song or twoWhatever it is you Angels do.'Cause I saw it on TVThey were selling pieces of heavenAnd I thought, Hey what about me?When can I make reservations.. oohMy pet angel's got a long lost friend.He says he's coming back when the world endswhen us humans have lost our touch...God never liked people that much'Cause he saw it on TVthey were selling pieces of heavenand he thought, Well, how can this be?What in the Hell are they thinking?