Christmas Wrapping

Ho Ho Ho woke up this morning with a scary feelingRealized it was November firstChristmas oh my god its nearingWhat am I to do I saidThen I covered up my headPrayed for sleep for two more months intill this holy mess is overWasn't that lucky I turned on the TVBeanie Babies on the newsBiggest selling gift this yearWhat's a tired Jew to do?So TV off, Try to escape, Called my Friend from Silver lakeSaid to meet on Fairfax for some some coffee and a cougalTalk about our fear and dread of tinsel lights and partiesSuddenly like a bad dreamFairfax was transformed into a holiday paradise everywhere was HanukahShiny Sparkly blue and white isn't this a little soonI got up quick ran to the mallBefore my pain got any worseWhat a stupid thing to doI'm a sitting duck in Santa's zooSuddenly I couldn?t walkI couldn?t breath I couldn?t moveChildren running everywhereScreaming tis this seasonMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I think Ill miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I think Ill miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I think Ill miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I think Ill miss this one this yearDecember first the pains have goneThought about Adams Hanukah songHe forgot to mention meThats ok his song was betterPhotograph on Santa's lapNow over my fear of shoppingBought gifts for all my goiant friendsOne for each, not eightSorting cards from all my friendsSweet of them to take the timeOne pile for all the Christmas cards from friends who just don?t get it yetHanukkah day on overload I just cannot stop eatingI have so many lackey that my tush is going to explodeAll I walk it off and so I walk to the Kabala Center just to kill some time Ithought I spotted MadonnaChristmas Day Hanukkahs doneWoke up feeling funnyMaybe its cuz I lost half my hair and I have spent all of my moneyWhats a Jew to do today?LA is a ghost townLooks just like another year of movies and Chinese foodThen suddenly I laughed and laughed and caught on to that was happeningChristmas magic brought this tale to a very happy endingMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasI couldnt miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I couldnt miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I couldnt miss this one this yearMerry Christmas Merry ChristmasBut I couldnt miss this one this year