Scamboogery

Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!Watch out, don't look now;Here it comes and don't ask how.Scamboogery-Look out!Scamboogery can get you anytime or where,It's around, it abounds, you better best beware.Bad luck; It's coming for youThere ain't nothing much about it that you can doYou ain't safe at home, or one the street,You ain't safe at home, or one the street-Odds stacked against you, tough odds to beat.Knock-Knock; What's behind the door?Not the Avon Lady, now that's for sure.Damn right-better watch your back,Scamboogery Attack and that's the fact jack.Here it comes, too late to duck.Here it comes, too late to duck-Ain't nothing gonna give you luck.You could knock on wood, it won't do no good.Forget your wishbone, horseshoe, four-leaf clover,Gone goodbye, good luck-It's over! It's gone baby!Bamboozled-Scamboozled...Scamboogery gonna get ya,Scamboogery-Watch out!Watch out, don't look now;Here it comes but don't ask how.Here it comes babyScamboogery-Look out!It's a force you can't dismiss,It's a force you can't dismiss-If it happens to you it might go like this;Wake up, trip over Fred.Fred was your dog...Fred is dead.Step over Fred on a piece of crack-Papa calls, says: "Mama broke her back!"That's just the start...Scamboogery-You're gonna get your fill,Gonna get yourself a one way ticket to Palookaville.Emboogered-Scamboogered....Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!Watch out, don't look now;Here it comes but don't ask how.Scamboogery-Look out!