Swiss Army Girl

My girl's all a man could wantThere ain't no doubt about herI got a girl and yes indeed-She's got everything I need.You know I tried the restAnd then I built the best.I built myself a fine machine-She does more than cook and clean.I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my ladyMy Swiss Army Girl.I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,It all came together in my laboratory.I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,Then I got this idea from my pocket knife.Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.She's my baby, she's quite a ladyShe's my Swiss Army Girl.She's my baby, my handy-dandy ladyShe's my Swiss Army Girl.Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool,Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,She canges into many things with lightning speed.Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.My girl's all a man could wish-She can even scale a fish.Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a SoloflexAnd so much more.You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO!She's my baby, she's quite a ladyShe's my Swiss Army Girl.She's my baby, my handy-dandy ladyShe's my Swiss Army Girl.