Fat Arnie B

Well I once knew a man, named Fat Arnie B., he rolled intotown and took abite out of me, he pulled up to the window, ordered burgersgalore, but whenI asked him for the money, he put the pedal to the floor,Honk if you got a big fat ass was his motto and his creed,but his fat sweatyass was much much more than any one man could need, nowthere's nothing moreamusing than a big fat man in an economy sized car, with thewheel in themiddle and the wipers on the inside, you know he won't gettoo far(chorus)Fat Arnie B. Fat Arnie B. all the burgers in the world forfreeFat Arnie B. Fat Arnie B. processed meat fills him with gleeNow let me tell you a little story about some friends of minethat once upona time went to the fine establishment known as White Castleto get some oftheir delectable burgers. When they got outside they happenedupon a veryfat man stuffed into a very small car. He beckoned themcloser, looked themin the eye and said "you too look like a couple of swinginplayers, but youand fat enough to get all the bitches like me, but if youwork real hard, in10 years, you'll be wearing the jimmy" astounded by thisindispensableadvice they inquired as to the fat man's name so is toacquire more of hisnuggets of wisdom in the future. He gave a little chuckle andsaid "My nameis