Crying In My Beer

What will it take to make you happywhat will it take to stop your whiningwhat will it take to make you amscraywhat will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed downso if it makes you feel a bit better just picture mecrying crying in my beerI got a feeling you've been damagedI think you've got way too much time on your handsI throw away your stupid little letterlike Margie Whipple you don't get itif you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelleddo to declining viewership recycled plots and bad actingcrying in my beerit's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and mecause me minus you equals one less little parasite lessI'm crying in my beer