Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravityShe's the greatest cookAnd she's fat free fat free fat freeShe's been to private schoolBUT she speaks perfect FrenchShe's got her perfect friendsOh isn't she cool?She practices Tai ChiShe'd never lose the nerveShe's more than you deserveShe's just far better than meHey, hey!So don't botherI won't die, of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorryAnd don't botherI'll be fineBut she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother, be unkindI'm sure she doesn't knowHow to touch you like I wouldI beat her at that one goodDon't you think so? She's almost 6"0 feet tallShe must think I'm a fleaI'm really a cat you seeAnd it's not my last life at allHey, hey!So don't botherI won't die of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorrydon't botherI'll be fineBut she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother, be unkind[Whispering]For you, I'd give up all I ownAnd move to a communist countryIf you came with me, of courseAnd I'd file my nails so they don't hurt youAnd lose those pounds, and learn about footballIf it made you stay, but you won't, but you won'tSo don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fineI promise you won't ever see me cryAnd after all I'm glad that I'm not your type I promise you won't ever see me crydont bother ill be fine ill be fine ill be finei promise you wont ever see me cryand after all that im glad im not your type, not your type, not your type, not your typei promise you wont ever see me cry