Girlfriend

Your sisters so cool she goes to universityYour brothers got it sussed he takes biologyYour dads not a criminal he's part of the economyYour mums not invisible she's knows about philosophyAnd it's so sadThe way they have to be like that to meAnd it's so sadThe way you had to leave the familyYou like to have a row it's part of your vocabularyYou talk about love like you're gonna win the lotteryYou've got it all planned like daylight robberyYour friends just say he's such a cheeky monkeyAnd it's so sadThe way they have to be like that to meAnd it's so sadThe way you had to leave the familyHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendYou talk about the stars like a hippy on celeryI'll do the washing up and you can play monopolyIt's such an opportunity for you to start photographyI ain't going there it's out of my geographyAnd it's so sadThe way they have to be like that to meAnd it's so sadThe way you had to leave the familyHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendYou go on about that bloke like you wanna marry himHe's always getting drunk and I have to carry himBut what's a name she has to take the blameI only want a laugh but here we go againAnd it's so sadThe way they have to be like that to meAnd it's so sadThe way you had to leave the familyHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriendHow long have you been my girlfriend, girlfriend