Mary's Sofa

Mary said come over and you can be my loverIt could be all a wind up, I'll have to make my mind upBut if you hurry up you won't see my motherIt could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind upShe said come on over and sit on Mary's sofaI know she said come over and sit upon my sofaIt could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind upHer mum's gone down the offieThere's only time for coffeeI'll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind upBut she said come on over and sit on Mary's sofaMary's mum's on holidayShe's not coming back what can I sayMary's mum's on holidayShe's not coming back it's SaturdayI sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show herIt could be all a wind up, I wish she'd make her mind upBetter wear a condomI said I haven't got oneShe said you're just a wind upAll I wanted was a bunk upShe said come on over and sit on Mar's sofaMary's mum's on holiday