First Class

Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels, Do You Think That We Broke In As WellIt Goes To Show That You Can't Tell Who Deserves The DoughYou Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart, You Look Like A Beer Bellied FartIf You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start, There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We FlyWe Get Some Nutters Like You, So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We DoChorusFirst Class - Our Clothes Are All Wrong, First Class - You Don't Like Our Song, First Class - We're Always To Blame, First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane..Just Because You're Wearing A Suit, You Think That You Can Give Us The BootYou Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot,We Might Have More Than YouYou're A Bloated Old Action Man, You're A Gone To Seed Desperate DanBetter Chase The Skirt While You Can, If Your Wife Won't DoYour Blood Pressure's Up, And Your Face Has Gone RedWhy Don't You Find An Army, To Fight Instead!Chorus x1Whenever We Fly,We Get Some Nutters Like You, So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We DoFirst Class - We Order A DrinkFirst Class - Then You Kick Up A StinkFirst Class - We're Always To BlameFirst Class - We've Hijacked The Plane