Waiter! Bring Me Water!

He took me to--our favorite spotA place we go to hang a lotSomething seemed to catch his eyeOh--oo--oh over my shoulderOh--oo--oh over my shoulderI turned around--to see what's upA pretty young thing sure enoughShe was new--he wanted toKno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow herKno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow herOh--yeah--then she flicked her hair (yeah!)Oh--yeah--he began to stare[Chorus:]Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!I gotta make him keep his cool(Waiter) Bring me water!He's acting like a fool(Waiter) Bring me water!Uh, oh, I did my best--to block his viewBut it was like he could see through meI just knew--he wanted toHo--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old herHo--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old herOh--yeah--I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!)Oh--yeah--she's still standing there[Repeat Chorus]There's gotta be a way to cool this clown--He's starting to embarrass meI may even have to hose him down--Bring me waterI don't know what he finds so distracting--What's so hot about herI really don't like the way he's actingBring me water!Uh, Bring it on!UhhhhOhWhat's so hot about herUh, uh, uh,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah(Waiter, bring me water)Gotta make him keep his cool(Waiter, bring me water)Send him back to school(Waiter, bring me water)He's acting like a fool(Waiter, bring me water)Waiter, bring me water