Burn Down The House

Today I promise I'll never love you againI swear I'll care as little as I can'Cause I've become accustomed to wearin' nothinBut pink nail polish on my left handSo many valuable lessons I learned from youLike forgiveness and breakin' hearts tooA moment of the silence is the least I can doCut the linesBlow up a few bridgesTrim the fatTrim the grassClean out the fridgeThen sweep up the messPut on my Sunday bestAnd burn down the houseBurn down the houseToss an EZ strike to this difficult lifeAnd Burrrn, yeahI never did like your fantasy football friendsI'll never have to watch Caddyshack againI finally started cookin' and if you're lookinI'm walkin' my new dog in front of my new houseGot a new job and the money's come inSeein me a new man and the world in a new lightNothing's quite as right as a girl on the mendCut the linesBlow up a few bridgesTrim the fatTrim the grassClean out the fridgeThen sweep up the messPut on my Sunday bestAnd burn down the houseBurn down the houseToss an EZ strike to this difficult lifeAnd BurnYeah, yeahOh, whoa, whoaTearin' down old wallsPuttin' up new onesHave a little fun it's a wreckin' ball nightGotta little itchin' to get down in the kitchenWith my tall drink of water and some dynamiteCut the linesBlow up a few bridgesTrim the fatTrim the grassClean out the fridgeThen sweep up the messPut on my Sunday bestAnd burn down the houseBurn down the houseToss an EZ strike in this difficult lifeAnd burn, burn, burnBaby, burnAh, burn it up, yeahDon't know burn, burn