God Bless The American Housewife

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cupI bend to get the paper, every neighbor's tryin' to check me outLook at me, I'm lovely as I wave beside my MinivanLook at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage canGod bless the American housewife(How she does it all I'll never know)God bless the American housewife(She could use a miracle for sure)God bless the American housewife(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)God bless the American housewife(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)Look at how my children play Commando in the Cul-de-sacLook at how my husband has survived another heart attackLook at all the other mothers envious of all my thingsHave to call the plummer 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ringGod bless the American housewife(How she does it all I'll never know)God bless the American housewife(She could use a miracle for sure)God bless the American housewife(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)God bless the American housewife(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber glovesLook how my Tiara can be bent back to the shape it wasI can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phoneLook at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawnGod bless the American housewife(How she does it all I'll never know)God bless the American housewife(She could use a miracle for sure)God bless the American housewife(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)God bless the American housewifeGod bless the American housewife(How she does it all I'll never know)God bless the American housewife(She could use a miracle for sure)(x2)God bless the American housewife(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)God bless the American housewife