Santa's Got A Brand New Bag

Oh, the fire's burning slowNow where's that mistletoeDear, it's getting kind of hot in hereI need a taste of Christmas cheerI hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fixOooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for meSanta's never been this hard to resistBut Santa never used to look like thisHe's traded in his reindeer for a limosineHe's wearing purple trousers instead of red and greenThis Christmas I want something I never hadCause Santa's got a brand new bagNow, I got to got to find out howTo make him want to settle downI've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my listSo we can build a little candy homeAnd have a few elves of our ownI want to sneak a peek at my surpriseAnd see tradition metamorphasizeHe's given up the cookies and he's slimming downHe bought a little bungalow in Tinsel TownThis Christmas I want something I never hadCause Santa's got a brand new bagAs he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floorHe lights a fat Cohiba from his humidorThis Christmas I want something I never hadCause Santa's got a brand new bagHe's got a Richenbacher and he's bleached his hairHe's rockin to the rythm with a Latin flairThis Christmas I want something I've never hadCause Santa's got a brand new bagHe's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisineHe's pictured on the front of money magazineThis Christmas I want something I've never hadCause Santa's got a brand newSanta's got, Santa's got a brand new bag