Bigtime

Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtimeHey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtimeI wheeled right in them swinging doorsOut through the window with half of that storeEverybody stopped and roared here comes BigtimeLemme grab me a bottle when I bit off a tap cause I'm bigtimeI do a 90 miles an hour in this speedin' trap and that's bigtimeI rolled up the telephone pole and then I kissed 15 women fought 16 menI thought I'd start over again for another bigtimeAnd then a cop come up he said I see you've been enjoyin' quite a bigtime yeahBut you got to pay for what have been destroyed Mr BigtimeI told that cop you better cut right outCause you're a little bitty man I'm a great big troutI swung at him and the lights went out on my bigtimeHey here I am coolin' in the country slam and this is the bigtimeThe judge didn't believe how imprtant I am he gave me bigtimeAnd in the bunk above me there is a poor tempted soulHe shot his wife cause she sneezed untoldHope he didn't catch cold here in the bigtimeHey when I get out I can have it made I could be bigtimeVause my safecracker buddies wanna teach me the trade in their bigtimeI thanked them kindly but I told them no when I get out I'm gonna take it slowA cup of hot chocolade and a late late show will be my bigtimeYea cup of hot chocolade and a late show will be my bigtime