Dirty Ol' Me

Well I was sittin' up in my crane leftin' boulders in the rainCan't get promoted no matter what I doAh when the forman he comes around and he yells up from the groundHe says hold that load up there for a minute or twoCause I got to check some gear down here belowSo whatever you do with them rocks just don't let goJust don't let go just don't let goSittin' by his desk drinkin' coffee it seems that he got hit by a rock or threeThey're puttin' my name on the door where his name was beforeOh dirty ol' me say dirty ol' meNow my best friend had confessed that his life had been a messYeah when he was young he robbed the bank and then ranBut now he lives an honest life and he's got a lovely wifeBut still it hurts to be a wanted manBut he said nobody knows about it but my friends and kinAnd I know a none of them would ever turn me inThey'd never turn me in they'd never turn me inI'm slouchin' on his couch drinkin' his whiskeyWell it seems somebody called the police on heAnd between the hugs and kisses that I'm gettin' from his MrsI think oh dirty ol' me dirty ol' meAnd then of course it follows I found a suitcase full of dollarsAbout fifteen thousand of 'em more or lessAnd inside there was a note that some poor old lady wroteGivin' me her name and her addressAnd it said if lost finder please return without hesitationCause I've been savin' this money for fifteen yearsStrippin' and sufferin' and takin' in washinScrubbin' floors and sellin' flowers in the snowAnd now I need it for a serious operation a serious operation a serious operationNow I'm layin' on the beach in Acapulco got enough money to last till I'm ninety-threeAnd I'm eatin' enchilidas served by lovely signoritasThinkin' oh dirty ol' me thinkin' dirty ol' me(Yeah I can't face myself aw y'know but when you really think about itI mean that foreman I mean he had compensation and prob'ly could use the restAnd y'know my friend'll prob'ly feel a lot betterWhen he pays his debt to society and won't have that pressure on himY'know and that old lady y'know if there was such an old ladyIt prob'ly was a false note anywayBut if there was she she can get MediCare they've gotI mean I'm not tryin' to make excuses or nothin' y'know I meanI mean I can't stand to look at myself sometimes I meanI-I feel the guilt honey pass me some more of that tequilaI 'm just tryin' to forget dirty ol' meYeah just move a little closer yeahSome o'them frijoles I love frijoles yeah I wantYeah I-I got the money right here yeah)