I Got Stoned And I Missed It

Oh yes boys play it sweet for meI was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste ofSomethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the dayWhen my friend yells through my transom grab your coat an' get your hat sonThere's a nut down on the corner a givin' dollar bills awayBut I sat around a bit and then I had another hitAnd then I rolled myself a bomber thought about my mommaI got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed itI got stoned and it rolled right byI got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh myIt took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virginWith the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bitAnd next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosyBut when she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admitI got stoned and I missed it...[ fiddle ]I ain't makin' no excuses for so many things I usesJust to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my dayBut when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the cloverAnd they ask me how my life has been I guess I have to sayI was stoned and I missed it...