Liberated Lady 1999

She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herselfAnd she don't need your protection and she does not want your helpAnd if you're lookin' for some pretty little flowerYou better go look somewhere else cause I warn you she's a liberated ladyShe got off work at the foundry she was a feelin' kinda beatOn the bus she had to stand and let some fellah have her seatAnd then she pinched the ass of a guy whopassed her walkin' down the streetWhen he called a cop she didn't quite understandWhen she stopped off on the corner for her double shot of ryeWhen some guy lit her cigarette she punched him in the eyeAnd then he kicked her in the balls it was enough to make her cryBut she stood there and she took it like a man(She's a liberated lady and she smokes them big cigarsYou're gonna find her drinkin' boilermakers at the corner barAnd in thirty seconds flat she'll change a flat tire on your carLook out she's a liberated lady)She come home to find her darlin' husband cryin' in distressShe says why ain't supper ready and why is this house a messHe said the kids have drove me crazy and I need a brand new dressAnd how come you don't ever take me dancinShe sat down to smoke her pipe and she thought back to the timeWhen she was satin silk and lace with nothin' on her mindBut now she's gotta mow the lawn and gotta pay the bills on timeAnd pray to Mrs God she don't get draftedOh she got into bed that evenin' and she strapped her dildo onClimb on top of him and said okay let's get it onHe said you know I've got my period and my headache isn't goneAnd he fell asleep the chauvinistic bastard oh(She's a liberated lady...I say look out she's a liberated lady