shel silverstein never bite a married woman on the thigh şarkı sözleri
Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh myCause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll tryAnd when she gets home at night her man will ask her whyThen she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lieBut he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pryThen she'll get hysterical and she will start to cryAnd he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guySo she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-byeAnd he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the skyAnd then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eyeThen he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tieAnd when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleepingTablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and dieSo never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh
