She's My Ever Lovin' Machine

Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eyeAnd the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh myBut I'm an ingenious feller yeah as soon as my brain got uncurledI tiptoed right down to my cellar and I built a mechanical girlOh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheelAnd her spine is a coil that I now and then oil she's my ever-lovin' machineShe has no trouble making her mind up for I did not give her a mindAnd her heart is a clock that I wind up so I know that she'll love me in timeOh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not richAnd each time I want her to cuddle me tight I simply turn on her switchOh her arms are iron...My love is completely electric and she gives me a shock with each hugAnd when the romance gets too hectic I simply pull out the plugOh she always did what she was supposed ter right up to this evening but thenShe had an affair with the toaster and they ran off and left me again