Thumbsucker

Yeah yeah now this song is a warning yes folks a warnin' against the dangerA very very economy a social fibre mortal turpitude haha national securityAnd friends the danger is not it is not the long hairsAnd it is not the warmongers all the squares all the truckusers all the fussFriends the danger the real danger is thumbsuckersYes you heard me my friends I think thumbsuckerAnd every time every time you make a peace sign with your fingersAnd every time you're on highway stick your thumbThere's always there in the shadows some dirty sneaky thumbsuckerWho will leap out upon you grab your wristAnd start to suck your thumb drainin' all your natural thumbjuicesAnd leavin' you hopeless heartless a shakin' quiverin' crawlin' slaverinThumbsuckin' addict for the rest of your unusual lifeThat's why I ain't gonna let no thumbsucker suck my thumbIt'll drive you crazy and leave you deaf and dumbIt'll make you crawl and climb the wall and leave you without no thumb at allI ain't gonna let no thumbsucker suck my thumbMet her on a corner in Deluth and that's truthShe was tryin' to fix her shoe in a telephone booth her name was RuthShe said she was just waiting for a busBut I hid my thumb cause I knew just what she wasUhh I ain't gonna let no...[ piano - guitar ]I'll tell you what them thumbsuckers like to doThey suck your thumb till it's wrinkled like a pruneThey'll say you've got the sweetest thumb of all they sayBut then they suck the thumb of the guy livin' down the hallThat's why I ain't gonna let no...Suck my thumb suck my thumb suck my thumb suck my thumb