So Selfish It's Funny

Someday they'll write a book about you,Because you're so selfish it's funny,So self-absorbed, this thunderous horde,Of you, you, you,So self-absorbed, this thunderous horde,Of you, you, youYeah, I'd love you,But you love yourself,And you'd love me,But I love myselfSo tense are these nerves in any instance,Teeth snap and a toe taps the dirt,Cry like a baby and see if then maybe the others will cherish your hurt,Never you see a cry or a plea,Consider another or first,Know this is YOUR world,The harsh words you have hurled,Recall you are the one in need worseYeah, I'd love you,But you love yourself,And you'd love me,But I love myself,Yeah, I'd love you,But you love yourself,And you'd ove me,But I Love myselfIgnoring you, I dance, oh I do,Through magnificent realms, quite divine,Stopping to see my face smiling at me,For this is my life and my time,What an arduous task, it proves such a feat to be only one of a kind,Through the scenery slips through the spaces we meet,Press forward and leave me behind,What a child you are, for you look just like me,Looking out for number one, I'm all that I have and all that I see,Saved by the grace of the Son,So shall we deny?And rot as we die?As I write a book about me,My noble wealth of serving myself,I am so selfish it's funny