Drink To Get Drunk

I eat food to satisfy my hungerI drink water to quench my thirstI use my mouth and air to blow balloon upI prick with pin to watch it burstTo make noise I use my breatheTo unlock doors I use a keyWhen I'm looking for something I use my eyesI use booze to unlock meI sweep so I can sleepI sweep so I can sleepSweep Sweep Sweep Sweep SweepI wear shoes so I can runAs to avoid the broken glassI wear the pants because they suit meAnd to discourage the pinchin' of assI'll tell a joke to make you laughI'll close the door to have a cryThey say that change and pain is a positive thingHave I changed since you diedI Sweep so I can sleepI Sweep so I can sleepSweep Sweep Sweep Sweep SweepDon't ask me why I smokeI don't knowBut I drink to get drunkDon't ask me why I smokeI don't knowBut I drink to get drunkDon't ask me why I smokeI don't knowBut I drink to get drunkDon't ask me why I smokeI don't know